Who Threw Pretzels at a Couple Having Sex?

Who Got High and Reenacted a Concert Using Eggs?

Who Came Out to Their High School Girlfriend Via Jesus Christ?

Who Got Stung in the Crotch by a Jellyfish?

Who Watched a Woman Pump Breast Milk While Snorting Cocaine?

Who Was Found Naked in a Hallway by a Drug Dealer?

Who Is an Honorary Member at a Sex Club?

Who Went to a War Criminal's Birthday?

Who Blamed Their Sex Noises on a Videogame?

Who Bugged Someone's Car to Catch Them Cheating?

Who Sent a Mean Email to a Famous Comedian as a Middle Schooler?

Who Has an Active Warrant Out For Their Arrest?